How To Tell If Somebody’s Butt Smells!


YUCK!

This one came to us via e-mail… It is about how to tell if somebody’s butt smells… Gross! Now is is VERY WACKED!

Smelly Butt? Well the flies like it anyway!

Coroner Sells Body Parts? That’s So Wacked If True!


DISCLAIMER: This is a wacked-out political ad from Louisiana about a coroners race. Politics as usual, I suppose.

Louisiana Race for Coroner Produces Wacked-Out Campaign Ad

The political race between two doctors duking it out for the elective office of Parish Coroner in New Orleans has resulted in arguably the weirdest political campaign ad in history. The incumbent is Dr. Frank Minyard, who is running for a tenth term after serving 36 years in the office, and the challenger is Dr. Dwight McKenna, a convicted tax evader who spent nine months in federal prison for underreporting his income by $367,000 in 1992. Dr. McKenna has launched a campaign ad against Dr. Minyard that highlights a mini-scandal that occurred in the 1990s, after Minyard was sued for allegedly removing pieces of bone and corneas from bodies and sending them to transplant centers without permission. The ad portrays Dr. Minyard as a mad, Frankenstein-style doctor in surgeon’s garb, complete with a bloody hand-print on the back of his white coat. He and his assistant, Igor, hover ghoulishly over a dead body that bears a toe tag that says “DOA” on one side and “For Sale” on the other. Dr. Minyard carelessly waves around what looks like a rubbery calf’s liver, and tells Igor that they need to retrieve a heart, a spleen and a liver “for tonight’s sale.” Igor sneers, “Ye-s-s-s, Dr. Minyard,” and a deep voice-over intones, “Say NO to Dr. Minyard, and YES to Dr. McKenna.”

Source: PRWatch

This ad is not only Weird by Totally WACKED OUT!!!

Must be a precursor for what is about to happen this election year, right? THAT’S WACKED!

Wacky WACKED PRANK PACK!


Here is an amusing wacked out video about some easy pranks you can pull off — maybe?

Of course if you get caught — Well then the end result would probably be WACKED! right?

The Greatest Tatoo Ever!


This guy had, what He thought, was the Greatest tattoo ever,

OMG! That is Wacky!

Until he was sent to Prison…

Don’t know how true this is, but surely you would agree with us that THAT’S WACKED!!

The True Laws Of Life!


Wacked as these may be — These are the True Laws of Life!

Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal – especially if you dialed from your cell phone!

Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will likely have a flat tire.

Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. When taking a shower with your hair and face totally in suds the water lines will turn off. When taking a warm hot shower the water heater suddenly forgets it is a water heater and changes to cold ice water.

Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to limit of your reach.

Law of the Theater & Sports Arena

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of The Lockers

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Location

No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible when you don’t know what you are talking about.

Nixons Law

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Law of Supply and Demand

As soon as you find a product that you really like , they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)

Doctors Law

If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there you’ll feel better. But, if you don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick!

The Law of Bargains

The buy of the century always happens when you are flat broke.

Law of the ATM

When you have an emergency and find yourself stranded and broke and miles from any help other than the ATM, the machine will always shred your card.

Taking all into consideration it is no wonder that these laws are ALL WACKED!

But Very True to life!

At That Very Exact Millisecond in Time


Wow — We got these submitted to us by e-mail and well — See for yourself!

At That Very Exact Millisecond in Time — Right Before The Pain And The Shock Sets In!

Crunch! Oh Well, Didn't Need That Arm and Shoulder Anyway!

C'mon! Take it on the chin like a man! Ouch!

C'mon! Take it on the chin like a man! Ouch!

He Flies Through The Air With the Greatest of Ease - Oh Damn!

While Speeding Through Town at 95 mph He Suddenly Heard a Troublesome Snapping Sound In Front!

Talk about Shinsplints -- This Poor Soul is Gonna Need a Shin Splint for Sure!

The Thrill of Racing...The Agony of Being in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time!

An Entirely New Perspective About WALKING ON WATER! Do you think he made it to the other side? LOL

Oh! When Will They Ever Learn!

OMG! So Much For Having Babies! Now That Has To Hurt!!!

The Stupid Things People Do At That Exact Millisecond in Time When They Wished They Hadn’t !!! Right???

ALL VERY WACKED!!!

New Wine For Seniors – But Sold Only in California


Now we wouldn’t kid you at That’s Wacked! Right?

I mean we just ran across this interesting tidbit and had to share it — God Bless our email box!

Another First from the California Wine Producers -- Yep!

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

WE HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE — and THAT IS VERY WACKED!!!

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