Car Sex


Yep! It had to happen, right?

Paparazzi photographers captures couple engaging in, CAR SEX!!! Now That is Wacked! Right?

This particular paparazzi must have used a very powerful lens, to be able to photograph this scene. Who could the pictures be of?

Check out the pictures – one by one.

Look Very Very carefully, ok?

The paparazzi. using new stealth technology, sneaks up on his unsuspecting prey.

Focusing his lens he moves to make the closeup shot of his career.

Look closely and you will see what the trained and ambitious eye of the photographer sees

The unsuspecting couple are caught red-handed

right in the act while engaging in CAR SEX! That is so Wacked!

What did you expect to see ?????
Yup, we were straining our eyeballs to try and see through that back window too!

And that makes it even more Wacked!!!

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Go Ahead! Make My Day! Buy The Little Lady A Tazer!


LOL — we love our e-mail and all the Wacked Out Things we get in it. This story is such that it is very hard not to smile (let alone laugh) when you read it… But Beware! THIS IS REALLY WACKED! (and stupid too!)

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary!

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie.

What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety….
WAY TOO COOL!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing!

I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I’d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn’t be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another.

The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I’m looking at this little device measuring about 5″ long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, ‘no possible way!’

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I’ll do my best..

I’m sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, ‘don’t do it dip-shit,’ reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn’t hurt all that bad.

I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . .
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!!

I’m pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs.

The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room..

Note: If you ever feel compelled to ‘mug’ yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be considered conservative!

IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!

A minute or so later (I can’t be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.

My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.

My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs… I had no control over the drooling.

Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I’m still looking for my nuts and I’m offering a significant reward for their safe return!

P.s… My wife, can’t stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!! NOW THAT IS VERY WACKED!

Times When You Just Have To Trust The Pilot


Here is the Wacky Truth!

There are times when you just have to trust your pilot – Just take a look at these eye-poppers:

1. Tioman Island , Off the coast of Malaysia


2. Wake Island, Pacific Ocean


3. Macao Intl Airport

4. Kuujjuaraapik , Quebec !


5. A rock, off the coast of Greenwood (Canadian Military Labrador Helicopter)

Outstanding job by a great young pilot from Pennsylvania !

Can’t add anything else to this… the picture is worth 10,000 words!
If you don’t think our military pilots earn their pay, you need to take
a look at this picture:

This photo was taken by a soldier in Afghanistan of a helo rescue mission. The pilot is a PA National Guard guy who flies EMS choppers in civilian life. Now how many people on the planet you reckon could set the ass end of a chopper down on the roof top of a shack, on a steep mountain cliff, and hold it there while soldiers load wounded men in the rear. If this does not impress you... nothing ever will.

Maybe Not so Wacky After All — but then again depends on whether you like to fly a lot or not, Right?

Google’s Wacky Job Opportunities


Hmmmm… We got this by E-mail… makes you wonder if it came from the Human Resources Office of Google… LOL … That would be Wacky, right?

Well maybe NOT so Wacky, but in this age of economic upheaval and record unemployment sometimes it helps to put things into perspective, right? Move over Bankers… Heeeeere’s Google!

A day at the office at GOOGLE


Google Solar Array Mountain View, California Today, Google employs 20,223 people around the world, receiving a resume every 25 seconds from eager job-seekers, hiring an average of nine new employees a day.


A full-size replica of Virgin Atlantic's Spaceship One (space tourist vehicle) hangs in the reception area.


Exercise! To work off the pounds, and the stress . ..


Google has its own state-of-the-art gym . .. . offering weight-training and a host of exercise machines, rowing machines, lockers and shower rooms, and two swim-in-place wave pools.


Other perks include free haircuts, dry cleaning and laundry, child care, car services, chiropractors and five on-site doctors available for employee check-ups; all free of charge. Perhaps the most unusual bonus of all... employees can bring their dogs to work with them and keep the four-legged canine in their offices.


We already know that working for Google has certain advantages, but, believe me, this giant of a search engine takes the welfare of its employees seriously as shown by this decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light....


Moving around the complex: A slide allows quick access from different floors...


There are also poles available....they are similar to the ones used in fire stations.


Food: Employees can eat all they want for free from a vast choice of food and drink, whipped up by in-house chefs.

Typical Google Lunch


Cookie set-up: Yes! Google has Cookies!

Work Station: Each employee has at least two large screens. There are 4-6 'Zooglers' per office.

Innovation and Ideas:

Large boards are available just about everywhere because 'ideas don't always come when seated in the office' says one of Google's managers.

Leisure:


Pool tables, video games, etc. are available in many areas.

Communication:


On each floor, there are private cabin areas where employees attend to personal affairs.


Tech Stop:


Having trouble with your computer? No problem... Bring it to this area where drinks are available while it is being fixed...

Health: Professional massage therapists are available.


Rest and Ambiance:


View relaxing aquariums on massage chairs that you control

There are many books in this library ... even some about programming!

Now How is that for a job? Hey, the editors of That’s Wacked wanted to apply but were told there is a hiring freeze on… Or even worse many, many jobs are being cut… click here for more

so much for ambiance and creativity… Now That’s Wacked!!

Nigerian Scams are WACKED!!


Don't be a sucker! Nigerian Scams abound!

WARNING: Do not believe a word of what you read below — it is another twist on the Nigerian Scams. I have left it all intact exactly as we received it in the email. As you can see they are getting even more elaborate. Remember, there is no such thing as free. LOL!!! This is really wacked!

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Attn: My Dear Good Friend

I am Mrs Mary Susan Derrick, I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here in New Braunfels Texas 78132. My residential address is as follows. 108 Crockett Court. Apt 303, New Braunfels Texas, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Mr Rev Benson Smack, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,600,000.0
0 Moreover, Mr Rev Benson Smack, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Mr. Benson Smack

You have to contact him directly on this information below.

COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name : Rev Benson Smack
Email: revbenson247@yahoo.com.hk
Phone: +234-813-831-7102

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.

The only money I paid after I met Mr Rev Benson Smack was just $155 for the paper works, take note of that.

Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Mr Rev Benson Smack so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.
Mrs. Mary Susan Derrick.

Now if that doesn’t rattle your cage perhaps this video clip from AFP will bring it home to you:

NOW THAT IS REALLY WACKED!!!

Fact or Urban Myth: Neanderthals To Return to Earth


Now here is a wacked out thought.

What if scientists could bring back The Neanderthal man by creating a sequence from ancient dna? CLONING!

Your new neighbors? Meet the Neanderhals Photo:Nasa/JPL-Caltech

Fox News is reporting that an article from Archaeology Magazine discusses that cloning the ancient cousins to the Human Race is a very real possibility.
Now we have heard some wacky things before but this one has even more possibilities than proving “Global Warming”.

Let’s see — I guess that means we could clone George Washington, or Leonardo Da Vinci or even John Lennon. Right? Or Lee Harvey Oswald, Hitler or even Caesar.

This is definitely WACKED!

Read about it here.

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