Grab The Weenie — This is Wacked!


Ok, this is one of those so-called “banned” commercials for the 2010 Superbowl… But it is funny, a little risky and suggestive perhaps — but hey, it is from Wienerschnitzel and is about wieners and hey, New Orleans DID win, right? Fits with the entire celebration genre, right? It is all so VERY WACKED!!!

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The True Laws Of Life!


Wacked as these may be — These are the True Laws of Life!

Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal – especially if you dialed from your cell phone!

Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will likely have a flat tire.

Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. When taking a shower with your hair and face totally in suds the water lines will turn off. When taking a warm hot shower the water heater suddenly forgets it is a water heater and changes to cold ice water.

Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to limit of your reach.

Law of the Theater & Sports Arena

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of The Lockers

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Location

No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible when you don’t know what you are talking about.

Nixons Law

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Law of Supply and Demand

As soon as you find a product that you really like , they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)

Doctors Law

If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there you’ll feel better. But, if you don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick!

The Law of Bargains

The buy of the century always happens when you are flat broke.

Law of the ATM

When you have an emergency and find yourself stranded and broke and miles from any help other than the ATM, the machine will always shred your card.

Taking all into consideration it is no wonder that these laws are ALL WACKED!

But Very True to life!

At That Very Exact Millisecond in Time


Wow — We got these submitted to us by e-mail and well — See for yourself!

At That Very Exact Millisecond in Time — Right Before The Pain And The Shock Sets In!

Crunch! Oh Well, Didn't Need That Arm and Shoulder Anyway!

C'mon! Take it on the chin like a man! Ouch!

C'mon! Take it on the chin like a man! Ouch!

He Flies Through The Air With the Greatest of Ease - Oh Damn!

While Speeding Through Town at 95 mph He Suddenly Heard a Troublesome Snapping Sound In Front!

Talk about Shinsplints -- This Poor Soul is Gonna Need a Shin Splint for Sure!

The Thrill of Racing...The Agony of Being in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time!

An Entirely New Perspective About WALKING ON WATER! Do you think he made it to the other side? LOL

Oh! When Will They Ever Learn!

OMG! So Much For Having Babies! Now That Has To Hurt!!!

The Stupid Things People Do At That Exact Millisecond in Time When They Wished They Hadn’t !!! Right???

ALL VERY WACKED!!!

Virus Programmers Beware — Execute on Sight!


Those who develop and distribute computer viruses should be executed on sight!

Warning to all hacker/programmers who like to develop and distribute computer viruses. That is a very wacked thing to do. There are many dangerous and malicious virus programmers out there who write viruses that have no goals other than to disrupt the personal, private and even public lives of others by destroying their operating systems, stealing their passwords or worse.

In our opinion these vermin of vermin should be hunted down and shot on sight. They are toxic beyond all means and their lives must be so boring anyway that they have no useful role in society than to emulate evil.

THATS WACKED!!!

Don’t Mess With Mother Nature!


Ooooh – Remember Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”?

Well it isn’t the first time that reality copies fiction, right?

Here are some real life human encounters with — well, birds and several other living creatures …LOL …And trust me, these are REALLY WACKED!

Attack of the killer gulls !

But maybe they were only trying to help him scale that mountain, right? LOL!

Poor hungry polar bear thought he had caught himself a salmon

Well if not a salmon, maybe a seal?

The "Great White Hunter" with lunch in mind...

Lunch seems inevitable for “The Great White Hunter” – yummy easy pickin’s

Eagle hates "Paparazi" - LOL

It is very dangerous being a Paparazzi

Hey Bud, you are only safe cuz you are hiding me attacking toes!

Can you even imagine entering without “protection”?

Never EVER point your finger or tease a GATER!

All he was saying was, “My, what big teeth you have”! — Isn’t that a bunch of “Crock”?

Anyone got a can opener?

Are these lions or tigers — or ligers?  Look closely — but don’t be in that car, it is a “box lunch”!!

The 100 yard dash!

Thank God Shell Oil has a station ahead, with a men’s room — I think this guy needs a change of pants!

I keep telling you this is not a TV!

Grin and bear it! LOL!

The prey was not suspecting the Wacking ability of his primate pal!

And the squabble was all about who trashed the bike! Hey ask the wack wacker! muah ha ha!

The Federal Agents thoroughly searched the baggage for contraband

Next is the body cavity search — whoops! Never trust anyone without a tail!

If you are incognito you can slip past the Federal Agents (see above)

Hey it ain’t easy being a gay terrorist — not even politically correct! Heck, all the more reason not to mess with mother nature, right? Anyone think to check his/her/whatever  “underwear”?  Wack that thing, ok?

It's the new secret weapon - the drone bomber delivering a payload!

so caca!

Even Uncle Sam occasionally takes a shot at Paparazzi

Rumor has it that the bloke is from Fox News! How Wack is that?

Just a couple of good buddies "hanging out" together

Now THAT has to HURT!!!

Another unwarranted attack on an innocent Paparazzi!

Now These are all VERY WACKED!!

No Osifer, We Were Only Fishing…


2,000 HP Outboard Inflatable…

Here’s the latest drug runner toy from Europe ..
This thing belts across the English channel 3 times per week and was just a blur on the radar of the British Coast Guard. They were so astonished by the speed of the unknown craft, they brought in a special high speed helicopter to chase it. Drugs were found on board. Of course, you’d have to be on drugs to put the throttle down on this rig.

Wacky Bowling


Not all of us have the dignity and grace of this bowler.

Then again not all of us even know Dignity or have met Grace.

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