Fact or Urban Myth: About those Fucking signs!


Ok folks, don’t get up in arms — this is not a “BAD” word.

Its about a little town in Austria that is actually named “FUCKING”.

No kidding — This is very true, population around 100.

A sign that keeps getting stolen has Fuckers upset!

Now, we at wacked can’t find what they call the locals there at a little town in Germany, but in New York the locals are New Yorkers so we assume that in Fucking the residents could be Fuckers? or Fuckerites? (Somehow that just sounds wacked).

Area Map in Germany showing where Fucking is located (LOL)

And what about the Fucking neighborhood?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?

Where is the Fucking Post Office?

Do they have any Fucking Post Cards?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

And the Fucking drivers?

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn’t be your Fucking friend.

We had a wonderful time at Fucking.

We stayed in a Fucking Motel!

Fucking needs government funding.

Does anyone care about Fucking?

Even the Google knows about Fucking!

Of course at first our That’s Wacked editors didn’t believe this was true .. So they did an Internet search. And it is all TRUE!!!

What is worse, the Fucking locals are up in arms about tourists stealing their town signs!

Here is an actual Associated Press Newspaper Clipping

More tidbits, and it gets even funnier! …. Pronounced ‘fooking’. The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name? Focko.

Of course you can google this, or checking Fucking on Wikipedia — LOL

A Fucking highway information sign

But take our word on this. The Fucking Locals are very upset with all the attention and of course those Brits who are making such a big deal about the Fucking Town. LOL!!

Now That’s Wacked!!!

Don't Touch the Fucking Sign or the Fucking Police will haul your sorry butt off to the Fucking Jail and a Fucking Judge might give you a Fucking Fine. OK?

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Coroner Sells Body Parts? That’s So Wacked If True!


DISCLAIMER: This is a wacked-out political ad from Louisiana about a coroners race. Politics as usual, I suppose.

Louisiana Race for Coroner Produces Wacked-Out Campaign Ad

The political race between two doctors duking it out for the elective office of Parish Coroner in New Orleans has resulted in arguably the weirdest political campaign ad in history. The incumbent is Dr. Frank Minyard, who is running for a tenth term after serving 36 years in the office, and the challenger is Dr. Dwight McKenna, a convicted tax evader who spent nine months in federal prison for underreporting his income by $367,000 in 1992. Dr. McKenna has launched a campaign ad against Dr. Minyard that highlights a mini-scandal that occurred in the 1990s, after Minyard was sued for allegedly removing pieces of bone and corneas from bodies and sending them to transplant centers without permission. The ad portrays Dr. Minyard as a mad, Frankenstein-style doctor in surgeon’s garb, complete with a bloody hand-print on the back of his white coat. He and his assistant, Igor, hover ghoulishly over a dead body that bears a toe tag that says “DOA” on one side and “For Sale” on the other. Dr. Minyard carelessly waves around what looks like a rubbery calf’s liver, and tells Igor that they need to retrieve a heart, a spleen and a liver “for tonight’s sale.” Igor sneers, “Ye-s-s-s, Dr. Minyard,” and a deep voice-over intones, “Say NO to Dr. Minyard, and YES to Dr. McKenna.”

Source: PRWatch

This ad is not only Weird by Totally WACKED OUT!!!

Must be a precursor for what is about to happen this election year, right? THAT’S WACKED!

The True Laws Of Life!


Wacked as these may be — These are the True Laws of Life!

Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal – especially if you dialed from your cell phone!

Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will likely have a flat tire.

Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. When taking a shower with your hair and face totally in suds the water lines will turn off. When taking a warm hot shower the water heater suddenly forgets it is a water heater and changes to cold ice water.

Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to limit of your reach.

Law of the Theater & Sports Arena

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of The Lockers

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Location

No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible when you don’t know what you are talking about.

Nixons Law

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Law of Supply and Demand

As soon as you find a product that you really like , they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)

Doctors Law

If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there you’ll feel better. But, if you don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick!

The Law of Bargains

The buy of the century always happens when you are flat broke.

Law of the ATM

When you have an emergency and find yourself stranded and broke and miles from any help other than the ATM, the machine will always shred your card.

Taking all into consideration it is no wonder that these laws are ALL WACKED!

But Very True to life!

Nigerian Scams are WACKED!!


Don't be a sucker! Nigerian Scams abound!

WARNING: Do not believe a word of what you read below — it is another twist on the Nigerian Scams. I have left it all intact exactly as we received it in the email. As you can see they are getting even more elaborate. Remember, there is no such thing as free. LOL!!! This is really wacked!

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Attn: My Dear Good Friend

I am Mrs Mary Susan Derrick, I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here in New Braunfels Texas 78132. My residential address is as follows. 108 Crockett Court. Apt 303, New Braunfels Texas, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Mr Rev Benson Smack, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,600,000.0
0 Moreover, Mr Rev Benson Smack, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Mr. Benson Smack

You have to contact him directly on this information below.

COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name : Rev Benson Smack
Email: revbenson247@yahoo.com.hk
Phone: +234-813-831-7102

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.

The only money I paid after I met Mr Rev Benson Smack was just $155 for the paper works, take note of that.

Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Mr Rev Benson Smack so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.
Mrs. Mary Susan Derrick.

Now if that doesn’t rattle your cage perhaps this video clip from AFP will bring it home to you:

NOW THAT IS REALLY WACKED!!!

Virus Programmers Beware — Execute on Sight!


Those who develop and distribute computer viruses should be executed on sight!

Warning to all hacker/programmers who like to develop and distribute computer viruses. That is a very wacked thing to do. There are many dangerous and malicious virus programmers out there who write viruses that have no goals other than to disrupt the personal, private and even public lives of others by destroying their operating systems, stealing their passwords or worse.

In our opinion these vermin of vermin should be hunted down and shot on sight. They are toxic beyond all means and their lives must be so boring anyway that they have no useful role in society than to emulate evil.

THATS WACKED!!!

Fact or Urban Myth: Neanderthals To Return to Earth


Now here is a wacked out thought.

What if scientists could bring back The Neanderthal man by creating a sequence from ancient dna? CLONING!

Your new neighbors? Meet the Neanderhals Photo:Nasa/JPL-Caltech

Fox News is reporting that an article from Archaeology Magazine discusses that cloning the ancient cousins to the Human Race is a very real possibility.
Now we have heard some wacky things before but this one has even more possibilities than proving “Global Warming”.

Let’s see — I guess that means we could clone George Washington, or Leonardo Da Vinci or even John Lennon. Right? Or Lee Harvey Oswald, Hitler or even Caesar.

This is definitely WACKED!

Read about it here.

Don’t Mess With Mother Nature!


Ooooh – Remember Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”?

Well it isn’t the first time that reality copies fiction, right?

Here are some real life human encounters with — well, birds and several other living creatures …LOL …And trust me, these are REALLY WACKED!

Attack of the killer gulls !

But maybe they were only trying to help him scale that mountain, right? LOL!

Poor hungry polar bear thought he had caught himself a salmon

Well if not a salmon, maybe a seal?

The "Great White Hunter" with lunch in mind...

Lunch seems inevitable for “The Great White Hunter” – yummy easy pickin’s

Eagle hates "Paparazi" - LOL

It is very dangerous being a Paparazzi

Hey Bud, you are only safe cuz you are hiding me attacking toes!

Can you even imagine entering without “protection”?

Never EVER point your finger or tease a GATER!

All he was saying was, “My, what big teeth you have”! — Isn’t that a bunch of “Crock”?

Anyone got a can opener?

Are these lions or tigers — or ligers?  Look closely — but don’t be in that car, it is a “box lunch”!!

The 100 yard dash!

Thank God Shell Oil has a station ahead, with a men’s room — I think this guy needs a change of pants!

I keep telling you this is not a TV!

Grin and bear it! LOL!

The prey was not suspecting the Wacking ability of his primate pal!

And the squabble was all about who trashed the bike! Hey ask the wack wacker! muah ha ha!

The Federal Agents thoroughly searched the baggage for contraband

Next is the body cavity search — whoops! Never trust anyone without a tail!

If you are incognito you can slip past the Federal Agents (see above)

Hey it ain’t easy being a gay terrorist — not even politically correct! Heck, all the more reason not to mess with mother nature, right? Anyone think to check his/her/whatever  “underwear”?  Wack that thing, ok?

It's the new secret weapon - the drone bomber delivering a payload!

so caca!

Even Uncle Sam occasionally takes a shot at Paparazzi

Rumor has it that the bloke is from Fox News! How Wack is that?

Just a couple of good buddies "hanging out" together

Now THAT has to HURT!!!

Another unwarranted attack on an innocent Paparazzi!

Now These are all VERY WACKED!!

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