Fact or Urban Myth: About those Fucking signs!


Ok folks, don’t get up in arms — this is not a “BAD” word.

Its about a little town in Austria that is actually named “FUCKING”.

No kidding — This is very true, population around 100.

A sign that keeps getting stolen has Fuckers upset!

Now, we at wacked can’t find what they call the locals there at a little town in Germany, but in New York the locals are New Yorkers so we assume that in Fucking the residents could be Fuckers? or Fuckerites? (Somehow that just sounds wacked).

Area Map in Germany showing where Fucking is located (LOL)

And what about the Fucking neighborhood?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?

Where is the Fucking Post Office?

Do they have any Fucking Post Cards?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

And the Fucking drivers?

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn’t be your Fucking friend.

We had a wonderful time at Fucking.

We stayed in a Fucking Motel!

Fucking needs government funding.

Does anyone care about Fucking?

Even the Google knows about Fucking!

Of course at first our That’s Wacked editors didn’t believe this was true .. So they did an Internet search. And it is all TRUE!!!

What is worse, the Fucking locals are up in arms about tourists stealing their town signs!

Here is an actual Associated Press Newspaper Clipping

More tidbits, and it gets even funnier! …. Pronounced ‘fooking’. The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name? Focko.

Of course you can google this, or checking Fucking on Wikipedia — LOL

A Fucking highway information sign

But take our word on this. The Fucking Locals are very upset with all the attention and of course those Brits who are making such a big deal about the Fucking Town. LOL!!

Now That’s Wacked!!!

Don't Touch the Fucking Sign or the Fucking Police will haul your sorry butt off to the Fucking Jail and a Fucking Judge might give you a Fucking Fine. OK?

A Legal Question For You Armchair Lawyers Out There!


A Legal Question For You Armchair Lawyers Out There! Well, even if you are a real lawyer we still want to know, right?

Just look at this pictorial evidence:

Sniff, Sniff...mmmm...Baby, Baby...

mmmm...hey mama...why you standing so cold with such a handsome bull dude like me around, eh?

mmm...c'mon baby this won't hurt a bit...promise!

Hubba Dubba Ding Ding!

The Question:

IS THIS STATUTORY RAPE ???

Now this is really wacked!!!

Coroner Sells Body Parts? That’s So Wacked If True!


DISCLAIMER: This is a wacked-out political ad from Louisiana about a coroners race. Politics as usual, I suppose.

Louisiana Race for Coroner Produces Wacked-Out Campaign Ad

The political race between two doctors duking it out for the elective office of Parish Coroner in New Orleans has resulted in arguably the weirdest political campaign ad in history. The incumbent is Dr. Frank Minyard, who is running for a tenth term after serving 36 years in the office, and the challenger is Dr. Dwight McKenna, a convicted tax evader who spent nine months in federal prison for underreporting his income by $367,000 in 1992. Dr. McKenna has launched a campaign ad against Dr. Minyard that highlights a mini-scandal that occurred in the 1990s, after Minyard was sued for allegedly removing pieces of bone and corneas from bodies and sending them to transplant centers without permission. The ad portrays Dr. Minyard as a mad, Frankenstein-style doctor in surgeon’s garb, complete with a bloody hand-print on the back of his white coat. He and his assistant, Igor, hover ghoulishly over a dead body that bears a toe tag that says “DOA” on one side and “For Sale” on the other. Dr. Minyard carelessly waves around what looks like a rubbery calf’s liver, and tells Igor that they need to retrieve a heart, a spleen and a liver “for tonight’s sale.” Igor sneers, “Ye-s-s-s, Dr. Minyard,” and a deep voice-over intones, “Say NO to Dr. Minyard, and YES to Dr. McKenna.”

Source: PRWatch

This ad is not only Weird by Totally WACKED OUT!!!

Must be a precursor for what is about to happen this election year, right? THAT’S WACKED!

Nigerian Scams are WACKED!!


Don't be a sucker! Nigerian Scams abound!

WARNING: Do not believe a word of what you read below — it is another twist on the Nigerian Scams. I have left it all intact exactly as we received it in the email. As you can see they are getting even more elaborate. Remember, there is no such thing as free. LOL!!! This is really wacked!

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Attn: My Dear Good Friend

I am Mrs Mary Susan Derrick, I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here in New Braunfels Texas 78132. My residential address is as follows. 108 Crockett Court. Apt 303, New Braunfels Texas, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Mr Rev Benson Smack, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,600,000.0
0 Moreover, Mr Rev Benson Smack, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Mr. Benson Smack

You have to contact him directly on this information below.

COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name : Rev Benson Smack
Email: revbenson247@yahoo.com.hk
Phone: +234-813-831-7102

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.

The only money I paid after I met Mr Rev Benson Smack was just $155 for the paper works, take note of that.

Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Mr Rev Benson Smack so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.
Mrs. Mary Susan Derrick.

Now if that doesn’t rattle your cage perhaps this video clip from AFP will bring it home to you:

NOW THAT IS REALLY WACKED!!!

Virus Programmers Beware — Execute on Sight!


Those who develop and distribute computer viruses should be executed on sight!

Warning to all hacker/programmers who like to develop and distribute computer viruses. That is a very wacked thing to do. There are many dangerous and malicious virus programmers out there who write viruses that have no goals other than to disrupt the personal, private and even public lives of others by destroying their operating systems, stealing their passwords or worse.

In our opinion these vermin of vermin should be hunted down and shot on sight. They are toxic beyond all means and their lives must be so boring anyway that they have no useful role in society than to emulate evil.

THATS WACKED!!!

Fact or Urban Myth: Neanderthals To Return to Earth


Now here is a wacked out thought.

What if scientists could bring back The Neanderthal man by creating a sequence from ancient dna? CLONING!

Your new neighbors? Meet the Neanderhals Photo:Nasa/JPL-Caltech

Fox News is reporting that an article from Archaeology Magazine discusses that cloning the ancient cousins to the Human Race is a very real possibility.
Now we have heard some wacky things before but this one has even more possibilities than proving “Global Warming”.

Let’s see — I guess that means we could clone George Washington, or Leonardo Da Vinci or even John Lennon. Right? Or Lee Harvey Oswald, Hitler or even Caesar.

This is definitely WACKED!

Read about it here.

Mad Wacky Wife has G.R.O. itis


LOL…

We like to post weird, wacky and downright absurd tidbits of info and media from things we find on the internet, emails and IN REAL LIFE!. Now here is a clip of a mad housewife accusing everyone of being a “G.R.O”.

In the Philippines “G.R.O.” means “Guest Relations Officer” — LOL — which loosely translated means “Bar Girl” or “Prosty” (prostitute).  It is also an ultimate insult and often times an accuser can be taken to court and face dire consequences without having absolute evidence of proof.  In other words, if you say it you better be prepared to prove it.

This real life clip qualifies, in our minds, to be really wacked — or is it the messenger who is wacked!  The message certainly appears to be wacked — because obviously not everyone, as she accuses, is a “G.R.O.”  Now THAT’S REALLY WACKED!

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