Grab The Weenie — This is Wacked!


Ok, this is one of those so-called “banned” commercials for the 2010 Superbowl… But it is funny, a little risky and suggestive perhaps — but hey, it is from Wienerschnitzel and is about wieners and hey, New Orleans DID win, right? Fits with the entire celebration genre, right? It is all so VERY WACKED!!!

Fact or Urban Myth: About those Fucking signs!


Ok folks, don’t get up in arms — this is not a “BAD” word.

Its about a little town in Austria that is actually named “FUCKING”.

No kidding — This is very true, population around 100.

A sign that keeps getting stolen has Fuckers upset!

Now, we at wacked can’t find what they call the locals there at a little town in Germany, but in New York the locals are New Yorkers so we assume that in Fucking the residents could be Fuckers? or Fuckerites? (Somehow that just sounds wacked).

Area Map in Germany showing where Fucking is located (LOL)

And what about the Fucking neighborhood?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?

Where is the Fucking Post Office?

Do they have any Fucking Post Cards?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

And the Fucking drivers?

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn’t be your Fucking friend.

We had a wonderful time at Fucking.

We stayed in a Fucking Motel!

Fucking needs government funding.

Does anyone care about Fucking?

Even the Google knows about Fucking!

Of course at first our That’s Wacked editors didn’t believe this was true .. So they did an Internet search. And it is all TRUE!!!

What is worse, the Fucking locals are up in arms about tourists stealing their town signs!

Here is an actual Associated Press Newspaper Clipping

More tidbits, and it gets even funnier! …. Pronounced ‘fooking’. The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name? Focko.

Of course you can google this, or checking Fucking on Wikipedia — LOL

A Fucking highway information sign

But take our word on this. The Fucking Locals are very upset with all the attention and of course those Brits who are making such a big deal about the Fucking Town. LOL!!

Now That’s Wacked!!!

Don't Touch the Fucking Sign or the Fucking Police will haul your sorry butt off to the Fucking Jail and a Fucking Judge might give you a Fucking Fine. OK?

Oh A Wedgy At A Bachelor Party!


Wanna see something thats really Wacked?

Meet Debby and see what happens when someone at a bachelor party gives her a WEDGY! This is Really Wacked, Folks!

A special thanks to our friends at TRUTV.com for this hilarious view of reality — yep this is not a hoax but the real deal… LOL

Coroner Sells Body Parts? That’s So Wacked If True!


DISCLAIMER: This is a wacked-out political ad from Louisiana about a coroners race. Politics as usual, I suppose.

Louisiana Race for Coroner Produces Wacked-Out Campaign Ad

The political race between two doctors duking it out for the elective office of Parish Coroner in New Orleans has resulted in arguably the weirdest political campaign ad in history. The incumbent is Dr. Frank Minyard, who is running for a tenth term after serving 36 years in the office, and the challenger is Dr. Dwight McKenna, a convicted tax evader who spent nine months in federal prison for underreporting his income by $367,000 in 1992. Dr. McKenna has launched a campaign ad against Dr. Minyard that highlights a mini-scandal that occurred in the 1990s, after Minyard was sued for allegedly removing pieces of bone and corneas from bodies and sending them to transplant centers without permission. The ad portrays Dr. Minyard as a mad, Frankenstein-style doctor in surgeon’s garb, complete with a bloody hand-print on the back of his white coat. He and his assistant, Igor, hover ghoulishly over a dead body that bears a toe tag that says “DOA” on one side and “For Sale” on the other. Dr. Minyard carelessly waves around what looks like a rubbery calf’s liver, and tells Igor that they need to retrieve a heart, a spleen and a liver “for tonight’s sale.” Igor sneers, “Ye-s-s-s, Dr. Minyard,” and a deep voice-over intones, “Say NO to Dr. Minyard, and YES to Dr. McKenna.”

Source: PRWatch

This ad is not only Weird by Totally WACKED OUT!!!

Must be a precursor for what is about to happen this election year, right? THAT’S WACKED!

The True Laws Of Life!


Wacked as these may be — These are the True Laws of Life!

Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal – especially if you dialed from your cell phone!

Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will likely have a flat tire.

Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. When taking a shower with your hair and face totally in suds the water lines will turn off. When taking a warm hot shower the water heater suddenly forgets it is a water heater and changes to cold ice water.

Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to limit of your reach.

Law of the Theater & Sports Arena

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of The Lockers

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Location

No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible when you don’t know what you are talking about.

Nixons Law

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Law of Supply and Demand

As soon as you find a product that you really like , they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)

Doctors Law

If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there you’ll feel better. But, if you don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick!

The Law of Bargains

The buy of the century always happens when you are flat broke.

Law of the ATM

When you have an emergency and find yourself stranded and broke and miles from any help other than the ATM, the machine will always shred your card.

Taking all into consideration it is no wonder that these laws are ALL WACKED!

But Very True to life!

New Wine For Seniors – But Sold Only in California


Now we wouldn’t kid you at That’s Wacked! Right?

I mean we just ran across this interesting tidbit and had to share it — God Bless our email box!

Another First from the California Wine Producers -- Yep!

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

WE HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE — and THAT IS VERY WACKED!!!

HOW TO EDIT YOUR PHOTO FOR FACEBOOK, MYSPACE OR FRIENDSTER


Now Here is an interesting idea, right?

Everyone knows that in order to make a lot of friends you just got to have the right profile photo, right?

Check out this girl — Cute, right?

It is really like those Real Estate People like to tell you:

Location, LOCATION, Location!

Obviously this chickydee is going to get a lot of friend requests, right?

She looks like she has all the “right attributes”, if you know what we mean —

But wait — She attended the That’s Wacked School of Photo Cropping, and well … Got amazing results!!
How She Looked Before Attending Our School!

It is all all about knowing where to crop and what not to crop, LOL…

So now she has lots of friends to share all that “real estate” with — right?

Now you too can learn secret methods to make your pics more appealing for Facebook, Myspace, Friendster or Tagged.

Even if you are having a “Bad Hair” Day!

Well maybe the cropping technique won't help everyone...

Now THAT’S VERY WACKED!

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