Car Sex


Yep! It had to happen, right?

Paparazzi photographers captures couple engaging in, CAR SEX!!! Now That is Wacked! Right?

This particular paparazzi must have used a very powerful lens, to be able to photograph this scene. Who could the pictures be of?

Check out the pictures – one by one.

Look Very Very carefully, ok?

The paparazzi. using new stealth technology, sneaks up on his unsuspecting prey.

Focusing his lens he moves to make the closeup shot of his career.

Look closely and you will see what the trained and ambitious eye of the photographer sees

The unsuspecting couple are caught red-handed

right in the act while engaging in CAR SEX! That is so Wacked!

What did you expect to see ?????
Yup, we were straining our eyeballs to try and see through that back window too!

And that makes it even more Wacked!!!

A Legal Question For You Armchair Lawyers Out There!


A Legal Question For You Armchair Lawyers Out There! Well, even if you are a real lawyer we still want to know, right?

Just look at this pictorial evidence:

Sniff, Sniff...mmmm...Baby, Baby...

mmmm...hey mama...why you standing so cold with such a handsome bull dude like me around, eh?

mmm...c'mon baby this won't hurt a bit...promise!

Hubba Dubba Ding Ding!

The Question:

IS THIS STATUTORY RAPE ???

Now this is really wacked!!!

Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette


A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.

Never underestimate a woman driver!

When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts – HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back – BITCH!

The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his high speed.

Shoulda listened to the lady, Bubba!

Moral of the story:

Men never listen, and when they do, they don’t understand one word a woman says.

NOW THAT IS WACKED!

Special Thanks to Glenda Gomez for this great pic and story! Bless our e-mail box.

At That Very Exact Millisecond in Time


Wow — We got these submitted to us by e-mail and well — See for yourself!

At That Very Exact Millisecond in Time — Right Before The Pain And The Shock Sets In!

Crunch! Oh Well, Didn't Need That Arm and Shoulder Anyway!

C'mon! Take it on the chin like a man! Ouch!

C'mon! Take it on the chin like a man! Ouch!

He Flies Through The Air With the Greatest of Ease - Oh Damn!

While Speeding Through Town at 95 mph He Suddenly Heard a Troublesome Snapping Sound In Front!

Talk about Shinsplints -- This Poor Soul is Gonna Need a Shin Splint for Sure!

The Thrill of Racing...The Agony of Being in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time!

An Entirely New Perspective About WALKING ON WATER! Do you think he made it to the other side? LOL

Oh! When Will They Ever Learn!

OMG! So Much For Having Babies! Now That Has To Hurt!!!

The Stupid Things People Do At That Exact Millisecond in Time When They Wished They Hadn’t !!! Right???

ALL VERY WACKED!!!

With Age Comes Wisdom – The Tale Of The Talking Frog


With Age Comes Wisdom - The Tale of the Talking Frog

A guy is 85 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,

‘Pick me up.’He looked around and couldn’t see any one.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
‘Pick me up.’

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, ‘Are you talking to me?’

The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!’

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, ‘What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.’

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
‘Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.’

With age comes wisdom. Maybe Not So Wacked!

How To Install the Cheapest but Best Home Security System


LOL… Another E-mail … But looks effective for getting the message across regarding the installation of of a cost effective home security system…

Your Home Security Experts: Cooter, Luke, Bertha and Slim! Don't leave your home with consulting with them first! NOW THAT'S WACKED!!

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don’t mess with the pit bulls or the German Shepherd; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

A picture is always worth a few thousand words -- right Fido?

Virus Programmers Beware — Execute on Sight!


Those who develop and distribute computer viruses should be executed on sight!

Warning to all hacker/programmers who like to develop and distribute computer viruses. That is a very wacked thing to do. There are many dangerous and malicious virus programmers out there who write viruses that have no goals other than to disrupt the personal, private and even public lives of others by destroying their operating systems, stealing their passwords or worse.

In our opinion these vermin of vermin should be hunted down and shot on sight. They are toxic beyond all means and their lives must be so boring anyway that they have no useful role in society than to emulate evil.

THATS WACKED!!!

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