The True Laws Of Life!


Wacked as these may be — These are the True Laws of Life!

Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal – especially if you dialed from your cell phone!

Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will likely have a flat tire.

Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. When taking a shower with your hair and face totally in suds the water lines will turn off. When taking a warm hot shower the water heater suddenly forgets it is a water heater and changes to cold ice water.

Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to limit of your reach.

Law of the Theater & Sports Arena

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of The Lockers

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Location

No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible when you don’t know what you are talking about.

Nixons Law

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Law of Supply and Demand

As soon as you find a product that you really like , they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)

Doctors Law

If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there you’ll feel better. But, if you don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick!

The Law of Bargains

The buy of the century always happens when you are flat broke.

Law of the ATM

When you have an emergency and find yourself stranded and broke and miles from any help other than the ATM, the machine will always shred your card.

Taking all into consideration it is no wonder that these laws are ALL WACKED!

But Very True to life!

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